THINGS GONE AWRY

Just for you my buddy Rob Hogan because it's that kinda moment.... asking what a parsnip was and I said "It's a carrot gone awry!" which gave a chuckle and he concurred, awry is a great word. Like "Fiddlesticks" he says ... and so write after that things went awry ... enjoy

Things went awry when aliens dropped in like parsnips/ awkward shaped starships/

sticking in Mars sis'/like sleeping with Martians/Shorts/worn like Martin/

the crazy white one/not the kind of a different color/So people were confused when I called the bugged eyed one brother/

Mother F@$*ers! the MotherShip has landed/

And the Aliens were like "I caught you little bastards RED handed!

Thought you were slick with your hands in the oil! Selling off Earth's blood like some crack in the foil!

Well we're here to slip cracks in your spoils! And give back your liquid gold deep into the Earth's coils! Toil with us and it's like Dilly Dally little children ...

Putting off the Inevitable like When Harry met Sally, we have no need for a back alley/our deals have been made/ we're not here to beat you or make you our slaves.

We're here to save your stupid asses from digging your graves. Because you claimed to be intelligent while building more caves!

Taller matters still merely just scrape the skys. So instead of building ladders how bout searching the why's!?!?? Few have it all/ while many have not. And even your rich seek more then they got! IN FACT! You are conscious of superior things... But instead of unified thought upon realization, the masses call it a dream?

Here, a MASS text: (((WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)))))

We could speak your language and simply tell you "FUCK OFF" ... But instead we're here re-drilling helping you reach the REAL top!

AW! R and Y ...you should listen. Because harmony is not yours, it's a UNIVERSAL MISSION!"

With that the ships pulled away like fiddlesticks from the straw. Leaving the people still looking, pacing in Awe.

That day we avoided the Harbinger of Doom ... But they announced over the loud speaker "Little children of the corn... "WE'RE COMING BACK SOON!" ...