PLEASE! ... BEAT ME OFF!

Let me begin by saying, with meaning, "I'M NEEEVER WRONG!”
Like a Chang in a Chinese phone book/ to the right of Wong.
My style is that of ancient Long Penus/
So why not try my Cream of Sum Yung Gye/ Like the beautiful GOD Venus/
with a twinkle in the eye/ EW CHILD!/like/ Look at what WE made BEtween us!
I’m truly an eager for beaver Son/ so I’m willing to lick more pussy than a Tiger’s tongue!!!!!! (meooooooowwwwww)
I’m a WEll suited diver sprung!/
Relax it’s a metaphor/

Like I’ll have sex with two women while dancing/ floored!!!
I’ll do it between the sheets and grab asses/ and loosen up mental mind states like Confederate flags waved with only 13 stars!
I’m drinking at night/ at 13 bars! Now look up in the sky, can you see more lights shining? Like Lighter Smiling?
Instead of so stuck up in limited waves of a lake barely shoring up caves! Because my verbal onslaught is NOT attempting to slaughter your daughter/
only massage the mental obstructions of softer laughter and release a bit more happiness we are ALL/ AFTER/
New chapter in the world/ and I give freely/
breaking definitions in DICK SON AIRY/smelly like dicks/
dictated grammer! I spelled it wrong? But I’m Chang just smoking a little bammer!
with rednecks from Alabama/ with a crimson tide flooding cities taking over colleges with collages of verbal inscriptions/
SO WHAT!
I HAVE A VOCAB ADDICTION!!!(least I ADMIT!)
And inner Affliction of preconceived diseases that not even Jesus would touch!
But girls still squeeze my butt…
sometimes…
ok…
once…
upon a time …
in a land far far away …
ok it might have been a dude/ but I SWEAR…
I’M NOT GAY!
But I am Happy!!!
Because I’m not sexually pent up like a foreclosed house/so SLAP ME! Butt on my ass/ women often miss the mark/
so as a sign/
when they hit my face/ I often fart.
Like/
"Do you hear the proper cheek calling?"
"I think I'm falling!"
For you!
Maybe I should of text (here)

8=======================0

Sorry I’m still getting use to all these sex symbols and what they all mean/ I’m a bit of a lone ranger beating off my own team!
In New York like soft DreamWorks/I’m animated!
Man made and GOD created imagination…
a CO-Creation/
So I only play CO-Ops and avoid cops with coops/cuz they can’t catch my dash!!!
Oops!
Sorry COPPERS! You’ll never take my A liiiiiiiiiiiiive!
Like a SILVER bullet shot in a werewolf’s EYE!
I’m sick wit it for no reason!
So don’t try to interject my disease with a healthy dose of treason/
I mean an outer body experience on the inner limits of your mainframe/
I’m an insane JANE/MARY me PLEASE!
Tired of being lonely looking at sex tapes/
My penis yelling “HELP!!!!!!! I’m being RRRAAAAPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
And jumped in the bathtub looking to escape at sea!
But he’s gull able/
And comes back because he knows I always feed him/
So don’t listen to that little bastard when he cries I always beat him!!!
He’s full of shit … well...Not really
Even for me that’s kinda dis trusting.
But seriously though/ he is a stick and should hit more than billy goats … NO?
Silly throats… pardon me speaking

Life’s a puzzle with pieces that don’t fit.
We can stop trying to find the corners like slanted floors did/
It’s NOT SUPPOSED TO MAKE SENSE!!!!!!!!
… only sense what’s BE-EN-MADE
Because if we keep trying to FIT IN
... aren't we only confining our own SLAVES?????

ALL LOVE & LAUGHTER! HAVE A BRIGHT DAY & F#@$ OFF!